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[challenge entry] Laundry time on the Starship Enterprise

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :D the cheeky hound

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Enjoying a musk mask there

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# mmm I wouldnt say no to getting to sniff the dried vaginal discharge of a young Kirsty Alley.
...

sometimes I think I should just think things.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Nooooooooo it's nice, you make me appear almost normal.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# You keep thinking that, deary.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I did say almost.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# that must be over a hundred yrs old

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# scrape it off, crush it, rack it into lines
we'll all have a snort
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
great idea
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# *does line
umm, yeah, it's not for me to be honest. Want some?

*passes rolled note
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *sniffs*
*coughs*

I'd imagined it being a lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# yeah
I think we're both going to die.

Hold me
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# *holds*
*hallucinates Ted Danson playing baseball*
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *vomits it all up
*feels better
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wow, I'd forgotten how attractive she used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# runaway
she gets strip searched in that
but it's a PG, so you don't get to see owt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# tada, nsfw
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops324/noops_kirstie_alley.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# oh my
that husky minx.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Indeed, indeed.
I love this website. I know that's sad, but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Needs more Juliana Margulies

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You've got one of your own.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# yeah but you try and get the fucker to talk to me ;)
edit:// I can't begin to tell you how bad my dog stinks tonight. She's been a pain all day and now just sits at my feet creating stink.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Order her to.
If nothing else, she might give you a look of disdain. It's contact, at least. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# the dog looks at me disdainfully allday.
Oh you mean Allison? Oh she's OK. I'm still the best fuck she can ever hope to meet so I can get drunk and forget about sex for weeks. She's a woman, you know? I always win.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I always win.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# does she go outside?

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# the dog? Only if she is following
her young boyfriend or I drag her. Actually, applicable to both areas.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# in response to the fact that she keeps trying to bite your tongue
I suggest kissing the nape of her neck.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# She's asleep now. How
fucking fickle are dogs? Not as fickle as cats, that's how much. Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# my cat isn't fickle
she is asleep on my feet, keepin em warm like most nights, and the other cat is just shit scared of everything that moves.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i used to
but all the pics are a bit old
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# It's good for proof that celebrity bird x is a dirty slutwitch though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# indeed

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# It's good for proof that celebrity bird x is a dirty slutwitch though.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I got overexcited.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *bookmarks*

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hahahaaa!
mmmh vulcan muff juice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# In other news
I really fancy eve myles from torchwood. she gives me wood
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# hoho, lovely
in other news, I did a bad thing last night

I drank about 3/4 of a litre of gin

and called my ex back in London
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# oops
if nothing else, your next phonebill's going to be a CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# nah we have a webphone thingy
landlines worldwide are free

but I've been deliberately keeping away from it, particularly when drunk for this very reason
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# drinking gin alone does make people do things like that.

(I helped save b3ta! dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Whoops. do you remember what you said?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# 'can you remember where i left my sabbath tshirt?'

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# :D strange you should say this
I was looking for mine earlier and it's disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *looks innocent*

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# GIVE IT BACK
It's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I've managed to lose my Porcupine Tree t-shirt somewhere.
I bet my girlfriend has stolen it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I won't go into it
but there was crying
(I helped save b3ta! emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# oh dear...
hows the hangover? gin hits me like bitch. even without stupid things done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom O'Bedlam Nobody move in a mysterious way, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i got a bit drunk
and kissed my ex again
then she spent an hour crying on my should cos she broke her housemate's vase
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# christ
kissing ladies when drunk
only ever leads to trouble
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Or in my case,
long term relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# well, that too
*kissed wife˚ when drunk*

˚didn't know her at the time, sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Well, things were going that way with my current girlfriend anyway.
But it took a night of drinking and an N64 to push it over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahah
My lady was so pissed she fell over on me, i thought it was a cuddle so tongued her. Meatloaf was on the sound system. Happy days
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I love a nice romantic story.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)
# hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# yeh,
although in this case going for a piss caused more trouble as she had a chance to break said vase, fucking my plans for the rest of the night
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Schniffer . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)