You've got one of your own.

( Captain Wow a non-salted mummy so her tits don't fall off, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

yeah but you try and get the fucker to talk to me ;)
edit:// I can't begin to tell you how bad my dog stinks tonight. She's been a pain all day and now just sits at my feet creating stink.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)

Order her to.
If nothing else, she might give you a look of disdain. It's contact, at least. ;-)
( Captain Wow a non-salted mummy so her tits don't fall off, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)

the dog looks at me disdainfully allday.
Oh you mean Allison? Oh she's OK. I'm still the best fuck she can ever hope to meet so I can get drunk and forget about sex for weeks. She's a woman, you know? I always win.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

I always win.

( Captain Wow a non-salted mummy so her tits don't fall off, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

does she go outside?

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

the dog? Only if she is following
her young boyfriend or I drag her. Actually, applicable to both areas.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

in response to the fact that she keeps trying to bite your tongue
I suggest kissing the nape of her neck.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

She's asleep now. How
fucking fickle are dogs? Not as fickle as cats, that's how much. Yeah!
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

my cat isn't fickle
she is asleep on my feet, keepin em warm like most nights, and the other cat is just shit scared of everything that moves.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)