7 of 11, The First Ferengi Borg


I worked this up shortly after whatzername joined the cast of 'Voyager'
(thanatos, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

Jeri Ryan?
I've touched her.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

*dies of jealousy*

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

who?

( KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Di of Jealousy.
She was the queen of our green eyes.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

oh i'm so confused now.
i'll just assume you're talking about vannessa feltz.
( KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

I wasn't
but now I shall go to sleep thinking of her. And for that, I curse you.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

oh good.

( KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I will write down my Feltz dream
and post it in a new thread tomorrow...
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

excellent

( KittyVomit I've got these barking toads in my y-fronts, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

envy
/only thing I get pedantic about blog

sorry
( Tom O'Bedlam He cried cardboard tears, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

I have been out-pedanted.
That's a sure sign I need sleep, I never usually leave myself open to such attacks.

MUST... RECHARGE... PEDANT... BATTERIES...
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

i'm afraid so
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
( Tom O'Bedlam He cried cardboard tears, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

Yeah, I rule.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

I am terrifed.

(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all is out of sig, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

I'm sure he works in my local shop.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

aww were your poor photoshop fingers broke?

( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

haha
*awards 35 cunt points*
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

*finds yet another bucket to keep extra points in*

( Pasanonic sig sig spunknik, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

i made something along those lines once

but it was shit
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)