the enterprise
you gonk
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

that was my first thought
then I thought, "no why would there be an enterprise in a sex shop. it must me some manner of mimsy stretcher"
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

i think it's because it's got vaguely cock shaped rocket-bits
and let's face it, dildos seem to no longer need to look like cocks
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

oh god those rabbits upset me
no matter how much coffee i drink I can't make my fucking dick vibrate!
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

get your missus to shove a vibrator up her arse
while you shag her

it is an experience
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

that sounds... awesome...
cockrings are a fairly good substitute
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

hmm
never really seen the attraction
always assumed pube entanglement
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

i'm a trimmer so it wasn't a problem
ladywoman liked it though
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

hahaha
a 'trimmer' i like that
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

i was trying to think of a way to put it that didn't make me sound too deviant
edit:also I'm getting my dad one of your t-shirts for his birthday
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

her your
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

tried that.
really wasn't cool with it at all.
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

*doffs cap* Hello sir.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8209731
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

Yeah, I say we continue this up here.
Hello
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)