it'd be like I had a real mr-t growing out of me
:D
actually, that'd be quite horrific come to think of it:D
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
I'd be in extreme pain
and out he'd pop
and it'd be "What's your problem, sucka?"
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
and I'd have a spoonfull of soup and like the soup would be spurting out around Mr T and he'd be like "I'm all covered in soup! what you crazy sucka!"
and I'd be like "HAH! I've got 400 more tins of fucking soup bitch!!"
and I'd be like totally opening them, on a conveyorbelt type apparatus and guzzling the soup and he'd be like "AAAuauagaglkgalgalgjllgllg" and I'd be like "HAh! you're my bitch now sucka!"
and then I'd die, as this isn't a typically sustainable scenario for continued survival.
and I'd totally decompose in a 5 ft deep pool of various flavours of soup and mr t would be like trying to escape but like he totally couldn't because he's been chemically eaten by the soup and then he bursts into flames for no apparent reason, sucka, and like then he's totally dead.
And then a man from the council comes round and sprays everything and gets angry because nobody is around to sign the form saying that he's been here.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
and come back when this is a short film.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)