and I'd be like "What the crazy fuck! I'm trying to eat soup!!"
and I'd have a spoonfull of soup and like the soup would be spurting out around Mr T and he'd be like "I'm all covered in soup! what you crazy sucka!"

and I'd be like "HAH! I've got 400 more tins of fucking soup bitch!!"

and I'd be like totally opening them, on a conveyorbelt type apparatus and guzzling the soup and he'd be like "AAAuauagaglkgalgalgjllgllg" and I'd be like "HAh! you're my bitch now sucka!"

and then I'd die, as this isn't a typically sustainable scenario for continued survival.

and I'd totally decompose in a 5 ft deep pool of various flavours of soup and mr t would be like trying to escape but like he totally couldn't because he's been chemically eaten by the soup and then he bursts into flames for no apparent reason, sucka, and like then he's totally dead.

And then a man from the council comes round and sprays everything and gets angry because nobody is around to sign the form saying that he's been here.
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Haha, please take some of my money,
and come back when this is a short film.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Idon't think I could afford mr t
:/
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Even better, just use a blue/green bag filled with billard balls
Then draw him afterwards in post processing.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)

hahah
infact why not go the whole hog and make "blue/gree bag filled with billiard balls: the adventure!"

the kids will love it:D
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)