What the hell are they fighting with?
Lawn edge cutting thingies?

*Edit* How rude. Most w00some, Sir.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

giant cotton buds
with knives on the end
( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

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i beleive they are called 'hoes'

but these are axe hammers of some sort
( Rappola, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)