i am so childish.


CFB


and no doubt i could have shopped it better, but her face annoys me.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

I think you do a splendid job!
w00
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

thank you petal

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

Can I be in your club now?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA, yes
altho i never knew shatner was black.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

only in the trouser department

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

There was a popular myth among the alien ladies, for a while
that humans actually had three legs...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

Shat King Cole?

( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

lol
really i should make a little badge for my special morrissey gnops club saying something like "i would go out tonight...but i'm gnopsing morrissey"

but i'm too lazy.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

awww, stop that laziness. I promise to put it in my profile if you do.

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

haha, but which gnops do i use?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

sorry, what? I lost interest already

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

pssshhhh

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)

Not:
"I would go out tonight....but there's panic on the streets of London. Fucking bank holiday traffic."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

pssshhh
for someone who hates music, you know your smiths lyrics..vaguely.

or "gnops a vulgar picture"
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

I know one smiths lyric vaguely....
because Harry Hill sung it as an intro to one of his live shows. In fact to the extent that whenever I think 'Panic on the streets of London' I immediately continue:

"Panic on the streets of Birmingham.
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ. Hang the DJ.
Oh shudduppa your face."
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)

Arf!
She is actually my hero!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

i will be supporting her sterling work for the little animals


actually, i'm going to go down the bookies and put a bet on her being back on the meat in the next 6 months
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Im tempted to let her near my meat for a couple of years so I can claim half her money ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

You'd get a better return
from letting Sir Macca near your meat for a couple of years.
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

True.
But he is a man....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

I'm so glad you noticed!
*winks*
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

I quite like that actually,
She might try and sue you, but she hasn't got a leg to stand on.

./coat
(mediumpete Put it away. Now., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

hahaha

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)

^this

( mutster101 fell over, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

She'll be hopping mad that you made that joke!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

Most of my fake leg jokes are pretty wooden.

(mediumpete Put it away. Now., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

That was a prosthetic attempt!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

Damn. You just won
Hamtoucherwell done
(mediumpete Put it away. Now., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

The situation was getting a bit sticky there,
Did you hear about her asking for use of his plane as part of the settlement?

Apparently she was willing to provide the immac for the other leg herself!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

To be fair, she was going to take part in a charity football match
But she couldn't do the first leg!
(mediumpete Put it away. Now., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

hahaha
feckin ace
(Pob mk2, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:18, archived)

fantastique!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahaha HA HA HA
Hehe heeeeee heh
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

arf.
childish in the right way
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

arf!

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Stupid fucking woman.
Who else would ask for an annual allowance of 50,000 for 'charitable causes' in their divorce?

Defeats the purpose of charity, no?

Boo and hiss at her.

But Woo and yay at you.
( SubTug 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

But!
Howcome she gets £25.4m, when I have to live on about 1/150th that every damn year?
(mediumpete Put it away. Now., Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

Its not just that,
she wanted half a million quid just for holidays originally!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)

because she's greedy filth
she should go back to trying to shoplift from asda

edit: oh sorry, I forgot, she's still banned from that branch of asda isn't she.

oh well, back to prostitution,I mean "escorting rich gentlemen"

meh
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)

pfffffffffffft nice

( mutster101 fell over, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

Toppled over !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)

I do like this :)

( The Great Architect, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

nice one.

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

fucking finally i've been waiting to use this for ages!


geddit geddit?
( Tom O'Bedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)

..
Ziggy Tarbuck?
(Bluntphilly Eat your heart out Huge Furry-Whipping-Stool, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)