Aye, the rest of my team
are a group of self congratulatory women (and I mean the word women in a bad, bad way) - they work in a different office to me so it's a very 'me vs them' environment.

Bollocks, I'll leave soon and use up all my new annual leave for my notice period. Deal with that, ladies. Manage the team your sodding selves.
( Captain Wow a non-salted mummy so her tits don't fall off, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

But...
Where are you going to find another job that allows you to post so voluminously on work avoidance forums like this one?
(netpixie touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

considering the amount of work I do here in conjunction with b3taing
the answer would be most of them, unless they block the site and mirrors.

I wouldn't call this work avoidance, either. I don't avoid mine, I can't do.
( Captain Wow a non-salted mummy so her tits don't fall off, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

Que?
You're making your job sound nicely mysterious, one that you can do "in conjunction" with b3ta and one that you can't avoid.

Are you the hitman from that crappy program on ITV yesterday?

If so, I'm not really netpixie, I'm mongychops with a clone account.
(netpixie touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)