Stick her
in the microwave.

^{Absolutely mental, that story. Thanks. I'm here all week.}
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

fucking hell....

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

WOW!
Now that's some hardcore baby murdering!

Yikes
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

And top story of today is similar
Yeesh
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Thu 27 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)