I want to be a computer whizz too :(
I'll settle for "computer boffin"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

i'll give you boffin!
*boffs*
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)