Additional Crow punnage...
...those crows not fit for the FBI may end up singing in a Barbershop Crowtet.



('pologies. I'm too much of a n00b to work out how to post an image into an existing thread. And my jokes are crap.)
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

but your username is marvellously appropriate
so woos and yays all 'round.

edit: if you want to use the image uploader click "new post", upload the image, then copy the <img = .......> bit and don't click "submit".

then go to the board, click "reply" and paste the code into the new message.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

that is a very clever way if doing it

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

there are less roundabout ways, obviously, if you can host and think and type.
this way works for me on the rare occasions I'm posting a picture and not just being "clever".
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

Jude!
*humps*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

It's your own work so no aplogy neede.
Having said that your filesize is FECKIN HUUUGE!
/oops wtf? Ignore me - I'm blind
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Really?
My browser says it's less than 15k. Is that unusually large?

edit: cheers to everyone for technical advice
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

*grumbles about crappy work pooter*
I like his bow tie
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

You know what they say about bad workmen:P

( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Yeah
They turn up late, make a lot of mess and noise and bugger off early with wads of cash and a job half done.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Aaargh! This is my life.
Yes, it's lovely that you've knocked everything down and that.
Now how about rebuilding it? Hmm?
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

The rustic look!
My builders simply didn't turn up this morning after I shipped in human reinforcements to look after the house while I was out.
Oh. How. I. laughed.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

How annoying!
My lot haven't been around for 2 days as they're 'waiting for the new stairs'.
Well, how about fixing the kitchen doors you fitted badly while you wait?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Heheh that's good :D
To post an image in an existing thread, just do what you did but in the space that appears when you click the "reply" button on someone else's post.
Edit: I like the "New Labour" song.
( ClanSoul thanks, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

recess time at school I take it?
we used to call it "play lunch"
i liked the yummy sandwiches and frozen poppers mummy used to make for me.
I love my mummy
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

frozen poppers?
erm...
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

tetra pak juice things?
Wow, just googled that ("popperz").
mummy never used to pack me allykl nitrates!
silly mummy

I was refering to single serve juice in foil lined cardboard containers that popped when you stamped on them.
I do not know an aussie that knows them under any other term
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

I getcha now
I think we just called em "boxes of juice".
Instead of popping them, you can unpick the corners until the flatten out into a kind of raft, then fold them into boats.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Pfft
I'll juice your box in a minute if you're not careful.
/Mr Gimpson blog
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

crows are great
especially when dressed as Eddie Jackson
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahahaha!
What IS the deal withe crows.
I missed a memo
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

I DECLARE TODAY IS CROW DAY!!!!!!!

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

the guy on the right needs a croissant
he's so smug
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I DEMAND BEE RECOGNITION IN THIS DAY DECLARATION LARK!

( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

SILLY LEMON, WORLD BEE DAY IS APRIL 3RD!!
why am i shouting??
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

SHOUTING MAKES YOU MORE IMPORTANT AND GIGANTIC.

( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

..
I SEE...wow IT REALLY DOES!!!
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Capslock: cruise control for AWESOME
eh?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

I think I accidently started it today...
www.b3ta.com/board/8244415

and TheOther ran with it.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

Yes. Yes, you did.
And I salute you. TheOther's FBI crow was mag(pie)nificent.
(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Ack...all these crow puns are 'Murder'

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

What are you raven about?

(Crowsephine : not as supreme as a proper crow, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

ignore him
he's been watching hard corvid(eos).
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

I don't 'carrion' like that all the time though

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

true
you're known for your crooked view of things being intermittent.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Ah!
The welcome return of crowteim. Woo.


( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

TJ for repost for compo


BTW: I bow to crows.
( xandmi and counting, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

I think this is brilliant!
have a click
(londoner, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahahahahah!!!11!
:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

damn firedrill
woo to pic!

crows today it seems?
( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

this creature is beautiful
just beautiful
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

i love this
slight green edge around crow's upper beak though? have a click anyway
(pmsc, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

i've noticed
but as my home compter (which has tattyshop on it) is fecked beyond repair, i'm stuck but i will sort it when i can
( Darth Rabbit Your lack of fur disturbs me, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)