Toilet Humour


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( electonic *hic, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:40, archived)

what's that under the cistern?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

Sat-nav.

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

Now you can track your turd wherever it goes!

( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

orsum.
*sats*
*navs*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

saniflo?

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

Did you put half a pound of dundee cake down it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

Is it a monster?
Is it a monster?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

Stethoscope robot.
In ur bafrooms lisnin to outsieds.

Sorry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I WANT A STETHOSCOPE MONSTER!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

here you are
*unzips*
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

You're off the fucking chain tonight.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

!!!!!!!

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

I had it retrofitted
the first prototype wore out
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

It's a tumor.
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

Seriously...
nobody responded "it's not a tumor!"?
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)

Is it too late now?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

colonic broamoscope

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

Its a "Flow Manager"
www.aquamanagers.com/flowmanager.htm
( electonic *hic, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

W0W

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

I want to use the word 'shitlord'.
Shitlord.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

Well said
:-)
( electonic *hic, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)