flattery will get you pretty much everywhere

and increase your dry cleaning bill tenfold
( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Are you going to fuck the sleeves of all my jackets?

( Captain Wow feed your head, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

that's a euphamism right?

( M3Essential - Lens Flare ! Fuck Yeah !, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

That's a Parkerism.

( Captain Wow feed your head, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)