It was this or a tumbleweed


its so fucking quiet...
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

I was beginning to think I'd accidentally come to work in the night naked again!

( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

sshh some of us are trying to sleep

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:35, archived)

sssh... sorry

( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

Awwwwwww......

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Working on a Cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

i know...
i wish it was mine
( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

That's right, you just sleep little Nibus
just ignore the bad man frantically bumming you.
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)

Ningles all
I'm trying to think of a really good compo entry... something arty.

Or something with tits.
(Evilscary snarls ineffectually at you on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

you could cut to the chase
and crudely paste Bush's head on to a tramp. That's what's coming!
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

shhh!
stop giving away my secrets!
( bilbobarneybobs Yes Please. Milk no sugar, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

like your real name, eh?
BennyBrianBobs!
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)

Barry Bartholemew Boris

( bilbobarneybobs Yes Please. Milk no sugar, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

looking through the entries so far
there seems to be quite a popular idea that "Third world country" means dress everyone in headscarves.

I was looking forwards to some predictable anti-american 'humour' :(
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

LEAVE AMERICA ALONE!!!

( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

Yep, it's really "showing Fraser how it's done"
having been to some of the less popular parts of America parts of it are practically third world anyway.

Moaning about image challenges is the best bit about image challenges!
( Wasp Box Oh London, you fucking idiots!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

I dunno
I tend to hate the "this is a shit compo" moaners.
Moaning about particular compo entries or groups thereof is fair enough, but B3ta's never had a compo that was in itself shit. Someone's always managed to make something worthwhile of it.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)

Yes that does annoy me

(Evilscary snarls ineffectually at you on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)

GOOD MORNING

at the risk of getting glasscocked in the face, the new compo somehow reminded me of this great thing: www.theonion.com/content/video/nation_of_andorra_not_in_africa
( mediocre Before it was dick paint, it was horse paint, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

hahahaha...

( Joe Scaramanga unrelenting grit and terrified wee, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

Mumbambu :D

( Carlossus should have retired some time back., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)

I heard that southern Mumbambu is a great holiday destination

( mediocre Before it was dick paint, it was horse paint, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

Arf!
Nicely done.

( Fresh Water Mole - is baby Arthur's daddy!!!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

Sold!

( Joliet is bogling to Aswad... for research, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)