Yor MOM makes this.
No, really, Your actual mum.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

Ashley you're completely right.
My mum's a signwriter.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

Sadly the server which houses lordmanley is all buggered as the hosts have deleted the whole /var/ folder.
so I cannot post my boatse picture of a signwriter.

;(
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)