I hope you managed to get your end away at least once.
If not I'm very disappointed, young padawan.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Prepare to be disappointed.
I had many, many chances with one girl but I didn't take them, on the grounds that we have a history and I don't want to go there again.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

With ALL of them?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Hahahaha
What a guy!
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Smoke him a nipper
He'll be back for buckfast.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

No, with one of them.
The oldest :P
The others are two years younger than me and that would just be weird.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

How old are you again?
Two years is nothing. My ex is 30 years older than me. Well, 29 and a bit.

edit: ah you're 15. Yeah, don't shag a 13 year old.

I reckon you could get away with a 14 year old though.

Bloody hell this is a weird conversation.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

But one I'm enjoying entirely.

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Yeah well it's with me, innit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Of course :]
You're going to be on a top trump.
Kk and I are making a deck of them about b3tans.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Haha ace. I think it's bindun but sod it,
there wasn't a Captain card.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Well it was originally going to be b3tans we don't like,
but we're doing both nice and nasty b3tans now.
Yours is a nice one, of course.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

I was about to say.
I'm dead nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

There's also a Cockweasle one.
And I made one of her, she made one of me.
So all of them are nice so far.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Ahhh.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

She's given me 10/10 for talent :D

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)