Hull please, Driver. And don't spare the horses.


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( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Faster falling guy! Faster!
He must catch it and devour it seconds before impact!
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

mere words are not enough to describe this............!
*laughs and hates myself for it!
(londoner, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

hahaha, you harsh bastard
you'll never catch me making 11/9 jokes... ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

9th of November?
why is that funny?
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

I refuse to pander to 'merkins
and their illogical way of writing dates ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

This.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

that's the only one i'll let them off with
as it justified their stupid choice of an emergency service number

what i can't abide is journalists calling the London bombing "7/7" it just doesn't scan
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

and using the word terror instead of terrorism

( Cockweasle, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

it's National Whelk Day

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

I fucking love National Whelk Day
Fucking love it.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

OOOh
i love national whelk day
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

clearly not as much as me

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

nope
a drunk whelk hurt me once, i'm just getting over it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

hurray for National Whelk Day!

( Mushroom, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

haha
tasteless and wrong.

And that's just the bigmac!

woo
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Arf!

But also, stifled sniggers to the original pic.
...and then completely out loud giggles :)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

ningles co-pres.
How be thee?
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

I be fine
SHIT morning, but that was because I was coming off a night shift and work with a 'team' of inconsiderate and ignorant cretins.

HAPPY now though because I'm sat spazzing the 'nets wondering when to start drinking o/

Edit: *politely returns the question*
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

wait....start drinking?
When did you stop?

*ducks and runs*
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Watch yourself sonny-jim
You can go off people
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

I can?
Sweet.

*goes off Catherine Tate*

Thank god for that, it was hard work pretending to like her.

And in answer to your edit - fine thanks :)
( Damocles Ceci n'est pas une signature, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

O.o

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

*boing*
Itsa me! hahahah
( Cockweasle, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Loudest LOL in ages

( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahaha
new big mac, full of hummusy goodness
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

*munch*
"Aha! Got it!"

*splat*
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)