You had it easy
I had to slice my own tarmac, with my teeth. And wash it down with meths.
( Peregrin, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

I had a bottle of meths and some pocket lint

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

i thrust my head into a bucket of broken glass with some force
that was after i ate my macdonalds though
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

Meths? METHS!
Your parents must have been rich. We had to wash our tarmac down with sump oil...


...and we had to steal our own sump oil.
( Puromycin will be working on his next hangover on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)