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( sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:23, archived)

something tells me that bill gates does not actually know html
he's a businessman! he has people to do that for him. :-P

woo!
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:24, archived)

no
apparently he used to review every single line of code that MS produced.. Although given how shit their products are he can't be much of a coder..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

Judging from how Ms office makes html files

no-one at microsoft does

ning all!
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

nings medi

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

makes cludges together like an 18 month old eating a jam sammich
( mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

Hahaha

"Let's see if we can reach the 1700 line barrier when converting this simple word page to html!"
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

mple ngle
page sentence
( mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

Arf!

I know they can. I'm counting on them.
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

I dunno,
he had to start the company somehow....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

:P
you might have a point there lol
( sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

Who are you replying to?
And please don't lol.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

haha
'will produce bloated validation-failing code for food'
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:27, archived)

arf.
Ningles!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

do you have any idea why a lovely bit of embossing in Photoshop on a lovely big 300dpi image looks shit when you flatten it?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)

no, that's why I asked you...

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

yes, but It was me that asked the question in the first place
If I don't know, then you don't know

unhelpful git!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

Losing it again Bilbo?
;)

How do?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

yup
bloody annoying photoshop!

not bad, you?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)

Im great cheers :D
www.b3ta.com/board/8251612
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

Woooooooo!
Congratters :)
( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

Thanks Trelly :)
Arent you preggers? Or am I thinking of someone else?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)

congrats
Ningles all
so does this make you the Man from Uncle?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)

Thank you :)
It makes me the
.............................2
Man from Uncle
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

on a proof or on screen?

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

on screen
After years of using Tatty shop I should know, but....


It's got maximum depth and softening and looks perfect in layers, yet when you flatten it, it looks like a bad vector
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)

Whats wrong with Paint you tart?
;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

Dulux don't do 300dpi

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)

Hahaha
'ningles all!

:D
( XLVII ♥, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)

Have you tried Crown?
They have a new range out ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:59, archived)

have you got the PSD handy?

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

yes

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:50, archived)

haha good
send me it and I'll have a look

oh, have you tried placing it in InDesign and flattening it there?
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

it's 400MB
placing into InDesign as a psd?

hmmm.....
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)

aha, bit hefty then
hrr, I dunno

/helpful blog
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

Argh the internet has died!
you guys still alive?

woo! to the pic
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

yup

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)