i was lucky
I got that nickname when 3 of my mates came round my house after pub closing and found me watching a video of "pob's programme"
3 minutes earlier and i would've been called "Mr wanking like a bastard over a barely visible betamax porn"
doesn't have the same ring to it
(Pob mk2, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

doesn't
fall off the lips like, unlike your probable expulsions.....
( Tedmus, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)