There's only one thing for it!
Have this Woo! and donate before your b3taday!

I quite like it, ashally! so ner!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

DTH!
(and I pronounce it 'DUTH' out loud, because it's so nice to say. duth duth duth.)

How are you?
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

I'm Braw! ta
but it should be DEE TEE AITCH . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

I've been away for longtime (not in prison hastens to add)*
and has not the fuckinclue wot yoosonabaht!

*They got 'nuffin, 'nuffin, I tells ye!
(Carpe Perna! Fear me, for I AM the Spirit of Marmalade!, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

it's a mere fortnight
until your b3taday and if you bung rob a quid or two, he'll give you a lully candle and everyone will revere you for the day . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

It's true.
Very true.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)