it's a mere fortnight
until your b3taday and if you bung rob a quid or two, he'll give you a lully candle and everyone will revere you for the day . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

It's true.
Very true.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)