I'de love to put Cowell's pen up my botty

(Amanda Votchkiss Bipedal and PROUD!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)

Well, she does have that chair levitation thing going on for her

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:08, archived)

burbery chair

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)

blubbery pair

( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:16, archived)