I want the non-monocle guy to be called America
"America and Chimley"

Sounds nice.
( Friz 4.3 looks a bit like a hairy Alexei Sayle, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Amerigo and Chimley!
Use the original male geneder form.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 0:38, archived)