1. No!
It's your turn to do the ironing. Bitch.
2. Here. Use this on your chest so that you can look like the man you so desperately want to be. Bitch.
EDIT : Also, Jazz Hands!
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Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:26,
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Erm....
"Don't throw it around..Iron my shirts, bitch.".
"Don't throw it around..Iron my trousers, bitch".
"Don't throw it around..Iron my cardigan, bitch".
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Mstandot, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 19:28,
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