Me too
Somehow I read "predict the effects of global recession on the lovely US of A" as meaning "predict the effects of global recession on the USA", rather than "Oh, whatever, just make something that vaguely relates to the USA in some way or other".
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

You mean the compo isn't 50ft woman?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

It isn't???
Shit.
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

I bought this rhyming dictionary for nothing.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

I don't know why
but that's funny as hell to me right now.

Is it a reference to something or is it all your own funny?
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

It's just a joke about the endless rhyming versions of 'attack of the 50ft woman',
which have plagued the board for the last couple of nights.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Has anyone done
"The Colonisation of, Revolution in, and Recent History of Iraq and the 50ft Woman" yet? If not then I'm very surprised.
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

There's definitely been the less long winded 'Iraq of the 50ft woman'

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Balls, I thought I was onto a winner there
"The Sack of the 50ft Woman" showing her getting fired from her job as a toymaker because she keeps trampling on all the toy cars and breaking the plastic bridges?
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

sac of the 50 ft woman
eww.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

With regulation three pubes

(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Almost certainly.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Good thing
I didn't bother shopping them then, really...
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

ah, I hadn't seen them
and therefore didn't know they rhymed.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

The compo brief has gone out of the window.

( Aenesis formerly Bunty Collocks., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

so have my briefs
/underwear defenestration blog
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Defenestration

(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

yes what of it?
*hides ninja gear*
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

If you throw it back in the window
Is that 'Refenestration'?
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

dunno
if not it should be.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

*catches*
*clones*
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

*meets clone*
*sexes*
*crosses off item from list*
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

That'd be a good compo
"Defenestration"

I'd do an animation of a window chucking a window out of a window
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

recursive defenstration.
two windows chucking each other out of themselves, forever.

It'd descend into microsoft puns though.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Damn it
You're right. But it's such a lovely word, defenestration.
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

A Limerick about a monkey orchestra:
Attempts at monkey orchestration
are destined to lead to frustration
as they howl and they spit
in the orchestra pit
and attempt acts of defenestration.
.
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Nice
I like how you used "defenestration" instead of "defecation". I'm afraid I'd have just gone for the latter :(



/Not a very subtle mind blog
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

scansion
(sp?)
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'd have used
"practice defecation" which scans fine
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

in that case
bally good show.

I'd have used some variant of "penetration"
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

oh
'and attempt ape-on-ape penetration'
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Not enough syllables
also monkey in the first line should be pronounced monk-key
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

actually you're right
and "practice defecation" doesn't scan in the least. i blame the music i've got playing for throwing me off.
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)