I am as hard as 10 men
... playing soggy biscuit - I like to assume
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

pictures or it didn't happen

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)