I saw a Jet Li movie where he fucked someone up with a pencil
can't remember what it was called, it was from when he was good.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:40, archived)

Steven Seagull killed someone with a credit-card.

(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

Seagal is a big fucking phoney.
Jet Li is real.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:41, archived)

No! I base my whole life experience on that idea...
:(
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:42, archived)

well you'll have to change
I wouldn't brandish a credit card upon getting attacked by a chav. He'll kick your arse and buy 5 playstations and a case of 20-20 before you wake up.

Take a pencil out with you next time.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

*cough*
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

THAT is woo
I shall learn this visaijstsu
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:43, archived)

Card-Fu Master (card)
sorry
( BubaMan a good pun is its own reword, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

I am perfecting hidden techniques right now
Woe to any scum
( Jahled He's just a grunt, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Vin Diesel killed someone with his teacup

( Shada Vault Boogeyman, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

so? van Damme knocked a snake unconscious.

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

yeah.

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Arnold Schwartzenegger survived being on MARS without a goddamn spacesuit
he's literally so hard that he just fucking stands there and takes intense atmospheric pressure on the chin. and in the eyes.
( Shada Vault Boogeyman, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

SEE
HE'S A BEAST
( Shada Vault Boogeyman, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

haha he looks like Max Headroom

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

I find it hard to top that
but Dolph Lundgren probably has.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

He-Man in Vietnam , beating up Van Damme!
(uNiversal Soldier btw)
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

Kiss of The Dragon?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4-Ntfn3TU

Jet Li/Jackie Chan film out soon.
Looks sa-weeeeeeeeet.
( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

That's like the special ninja punch that a baddy does in Quincy.

( Cockweasle Snarn, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Ah yeah, the Dim Mak.
You can't fool Quince though. Run those tests, Sam Fujiama!
(Paper 'n Pencil, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

I'm not sure
I think it happens at the start of whatever movie he's in and it's in some sort of classroom.

Lots of bone breakages, great stuff.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)