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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

*wants*
^_^
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

cor
instant marmite!

just add water pills!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

*yes*
I actually hate Marmite, and the chances of this being Fp'd are zero, but what the fuck.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

Why's that, I'm intrigued?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

because marmite is shit

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Well, the mods are a bunch of sycophantic whores.
We need a board based on actual votes, and not some fat cunts decision.

Or, a People's Popular Cunt, something.

And no, this has nothing to do with my own shit, as the stuff I make is understoood by no one, except me.

:D
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

I say the unsayable.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

say this....
sdfjksrtaetywevb3t3RTCQ32VAEKLTUHNQUK 4GTB

i don't actually look at the front page my bookmark comes here
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

And now?

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

BENETTO MUSSOLINI HAPPY

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

Cunt.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

=D
fuckit i'm off to play starfox
byby
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

You do that.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

NOW THE WAR'S OVER, MUSSOLINI'S DEAD
HE WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN WITH A CROWN UPON HIS HEAD
LORD SAYS NO, YOU'VE GOT TO STAY BELOW
ALL DRESSED UP
AND NOWHERE TO GO
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:25, archived)

b3ta.com/board/popular/
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

Yes, but like that, but in 3D.
I'm just a little pissed off about seeing really good stuff not fp'd.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

*nods*
DEMOCRACY!
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:37, archived)

having mods do the fp'ing is a good thing IMHO
if fp images were automatically selected by number of votes then it could be rigged
also the mods will fp images that not many people saw or voted for because they are good/funny (which probably explains a few of the images I've had put on the front page)

the popular page is an excellent feature of b3ta, it means you do get to see the really good/funny stuff
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

agreed about popular.
it's for the days you can't be arsed to lurk for hours waiting for the funny.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

or the weeks one can't be arsed to lurk for days waiting for the funny.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

I'd very much like to see a "More" down at the bottom of popular. Sometimes I'm not in the mood for b3ta for a few weeks, or I just want to look back and get a second laugh at stuff.
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

I wish there was a "Best Of Board History" link
with pages & pages of ALL the past fp images
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

That would be brilliant
Although, a lot of redexes I presume.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

rss.gregarius.net/b3ta/ goes back as long as there's been a feed I think.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

cool
thanks for that link
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

or the lurks one can't be weeksed arsing for the waits

( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

Closest I can manage


Edit : I'm not saying I agree or disagree. I do see the odd thing on the FP and think "Oh, it's only because it's him", but I've put that down to my tastes not being the same as everybody elses.

I don't let it worry me. We now have 2 ways of making our own "best" pages. The new friend system is a plus there - although the word "friend" is a bit misleading.
( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

There needs to be a BIG link on the Front Page to this stuff.
Also, make everything nice.

Under;

BEST OF THE BOARD
Here are things you may also like.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

"See other popular images"
you're right, a link like that on the front page would be welcome
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:43, archived)

We've all learnt alot here tonight..and now..
Pendulum - Slam
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

A good song, but highly overplayed.
Girl in the Fire is one of my favourites.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

Cunt.
Tis a fine album.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

Tis indeed.
Ain't got shit on Jilted though.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

Trail of sevens is best. new stuff is shit

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

I do quite like that 'un :3

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

Prodigy?
There is no other.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

Damn right there isn't

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

That would be a VERY good idea.
One of the better suggestions I've seen, as it doesn't split up the board and is likely to make a lot of people happy without making anyone really upset.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

Well, do it then.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus Cunt.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

FUCKING HELL, I'M BUSY.
I'LL DO IT LATER, DICKMUNCH.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:49, archived)

OOH, OOH, ALSO..
B3TA LABS

Where you can submit ideas for new features.

Yes.

Christ, I'm fucking amazing.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

I think there's a "new features" suggestion thingy somewhere
Try under QotW.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

Cunt.

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

too many new features could be a bad thing
too much clutter on what in principle is a simple site, make & post pictures mainly
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:19, archived)

I do agree, to an extent.
Mods seem to FP things by people they like more than favour the images that are good/funny etc sometimes.

It's not always the case though, and some things do definitely deserve being on there, but if everything 280px wide on the popular page went on there, it would be fairly quick moving, and fairly lame I think.

It's a bit hit and miss, but it seems to work.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND AGREE WITH ME.
Christ, I'm bored.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

how can you shut up and agree at the same time?
PARADOX ALERT!!! PARADOX ALERT!!!
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

*nods silently*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:45, archived)

*glares at smartypants*

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

YOU CAN NOD

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

*NODS LOUDLY IN AGREEMENT*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

*NODS ALOUD*

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:48, archived)

Ive noticed a few front pages sneaking through that have about 3 comments saying lol
while another popular image will get 50 LOLs and just get left to rot on the popular page.
( executiverocker is going to post a thread on Reddit, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

This is the case sometimes
And leaves a lot of people wondering.

I think the suggestions about a link to "Other popular images" or "Other images you may like" would be brilliant.

Not just because it would keep people happy, but the other elements of b3ta would become popular.

You never see the brilliant art on the front page unless it's funny, but some stuff is just phenomenal. It deserves to have recognition and exposure, so that would keep even more people happy.

I can't see who would be upset by the addition of it.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:55, archived)

&^^^^^^^^^this, some of the artwork is amazing
A FINE POINT, WELL MADE.

You shitting canal.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 3:32, archived)

Fucking yes please.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

:D
Awesome.
g'night b3ta!
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

make this happen!

( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

is there a squirt-gun version?
like in the kind of bottle for spraying water in a fine mist on plants
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

IT WOULD BE LIKE CILLET BANG ON TOAST

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

a marmite mist
what an intriguing idea
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

INSTANT TAN

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

eeewww
hahaha
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

i thought i saw a marmite mist once
turns out dad's hangover fart was a little more solid than he'd expected :(
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwww
I hope you took a pic and uploaded it to www.ratemypoo.com
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

i was about 7
and about to be gassed to death, so i cut my losses and ran for it. i was so glad when we moved to a house with 2 bathrooms.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

every house should have at least two toilets
nothing worse than walking into a toxic cloud of deadly fumes
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

i just moved out
and left my mother and brother to deal with my dad's biohazard ringpiece
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Hahaha
I once won a year's supply of marmite in a competition....one jar!*

*/tim vine blog
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

that's like 20 cigarette lighters for £1...
it's a box of matches
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

i spread because i love.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 4:29, archived)