hi b3ta,long time

with apologies to GN

From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

My arst electric friend?

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

oh bollocks
bloody net fonts.
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

:P
And how rude of me: woo to!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

why thank you :)
-flutters-
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

Haha nice keming

www.ironicsans.com/2008/02/idea_a_new_typography_term.html
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

woo!
*finds copy of Replicas to play*


TJ:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm
The "have your say" section on this news story is painful. Grammar and spelling quickly make way for sanctimony and approximately 700 people making the same "joke".
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

hahaa
'£85 Sandwich? My choice of filling would be four £20 notes and a fiver....He He

karl fortune, nottingham '

Mr Fortune wins the prize for most witless comment on a non-B3TA website



(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

he probably works for BBC three with comic gold like that!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

go a few more pages...
approximately ten million people have made either that joke or "£82.50 change" their answer.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

more BBC sitcom writers!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

hehehe..
In a £85 sandwich i will have beef, bacone, chiken, porkchops, spare ribs, sausages, salt, chips,

Kev, Ferwig


learn to spell BACON
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

I'm faily sure he wanted
a college between his bread.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

yes,hehehe
but chiken ?
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

oh god...
All i read on the comments page is people having a go at people having a go about the cost of the sandwich, can't see any comments actually having a go about the price of the sandwich. Come on people, stop having a go at people having a go at the cost of the sandwich. ...

gary, cambridge
i am confused by the first two sentences,it's like an excerpt from Wittgenstein.



(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

He's one of your actual geniuses

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

christ, I hadn't noticed that one.
In true branes style, I feel I can safely say:

Kev from Ferwig - you're a pigeon slash.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Hahahaha
awwww.
(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Kev luvs his salts he do

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Salt is my favourite sandwich filler.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Borax & Salt
Lovely with a cuppa Lady Grey tea.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

"I'm appalled that anybody should have £85 to spend on a sandwich when a child dies from starvation every 4 seconds"
ooh, you really care, don't you? If only you weren't such an insufferable shit, I might actually listen to you.

Die soon!

:)
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

a reply of this type formed in my head a number of times reading through that.
I wanted to shout at and shake some of the respondees.

Ah, anonymous internet joy.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

"Would I spend $148 on a buttie? The only way that I would spend $148 is on booty. That's all I'm saying... I myself speaking as a gambling man, that's a gamble. I usually only eat the things that I can pronounce and this sandwich has some words that do not fall into my normal vocabulary so I think I'm going to pass."

psst, it's okay... you can come out of the closet now. Nobody's looking.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

was that whisper to me or to the quoted man?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

hahaha
It was to the quoted man, but don't feel you can't come and talk to me if you're feeling worried or upset about anything, mmkay?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

daddy doesn't touch me like he used to
not since I got hair
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

ooh god, it's the eighteenth of march all over again...
www.b3ta.com/board/8190028
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

that hurt my brain

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

if they really cared
they'd cancel their interweb subscription and spend the money on starving folk
thus depriving us of their self-righteous drivel
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

arf!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

I just live in the constant bubble of thought
that they'll die in a few years due to prolonged levels of stress over everything.

Or a knife through their face.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Much MUCH worse!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7340005.stm
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

there isn't a comments bit for that, is there?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

£50
for catshit soup - I'd rather have the £85 sarnie ta. As for comments? no, but I am sure we can compete with the best of them at the beeb - comments wanted below please
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

ah, see, I'm of the opinion they can sell what they want
and if people think it's too much they can not sodding buy it.
Then civet coffee thing's been around for yonks, I think they just decided to make it really fucking pricey per-cup (as opposed to for the beans) so they could reap the advertising. Seems fair.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

£50 for catplop coffee?
I'd pay that as long as I got forty nine pounds ninety seven change ROFL.

- AEIYM, Cuntford
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Fnar Fnar
I'd buy it if it had 49 £1 coins in it!!!!
It's a different joke, really!!!!1!!one

Thickas Pigshit, Spackington on Thames
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

i'd buy it
cos i love cat shit if i gots lotasasas of muunnnnieeesssssss in ra-turne


re tard, Mimsy upon bottom
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

*turds in a cup*
here you go sir, a thrippance if you please?
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

but where are my 2 girls?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

*serves*
complete with skid marks
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

...
May I suggest, to those who don't know it already, ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/ ?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

You know I hate to ask
But are friends electric?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

NAA NAA!

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

NAA! NAA!

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

actually, could you have a look at mine?
Only mine's broke down,
and I've got no-one to love.

edit: is that the track that the Sugababes used as the background for "freak like me"? It's from the same album if not...
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Yes, those pesky sugababes

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I now imagine you pulling off your rubber mask
and saying how you would have gotten away with it, were it not for them.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Well I am Mr Jenkins the Janitor
Who wanted to scare people away because I had discovered gold in the old mine.


Ukulele Version - Was on B3ta newsletter yonks ago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAOWKs4dcPE
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Don't you got nobody to love?
Cause I need somebody to love.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

did you just segue from Tubeway Army to Jefferson Airplane?

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

How does it feel?
To be lo-o-uh-uh-uhved?!
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

hahaha!
nice!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

S.U.'s, surely.
At least that's what I've read everywhere.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)