now i can never go to france again...

*sheesh*
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

guilty feet
aint got no rhythm...
(Mistermook, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)

Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

shoulda known better than to yadda yadda yadda gayness.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

He even LOOKS like Pepe Le Pieu.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)

:D

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

And she looks like Sophie Ellis Bextor with an eating disorder.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

sophie has no eating disorder in real life?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

She's an alright weight, I think.
Certainly looks healthy enough. She's just quite slight.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

i see what you mean
though look at those arms!! clearly not a pint drinking lass
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

explain, sorry.
You're either saying Bextor's got bingo wings or Mrs Pieu has skinny arms, yes?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

er... the second one :o)
mrs pieu does have skinny arms. it disturbs me when you see just how thin a lot of women's arms are, sometimes almost too thin to function from the looks of things
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Nooo teenage boy arms.
They're worse.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

teenage boy hair shirley?
had mine below shoulder length for a long time, long before I got the hang of personal hygiene and regular showers. Greasy.
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

I love long hair on blokes.
Clean though, obviously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

i found it was making me act
more effeminately. too disturbing, so i've gone for the constant bed hair option since
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Should have got into the cromagnon mindset.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

ug ug
*shaves head*
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

she needs a hearty meal and to cheer the fuck up

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

It's marring a French what does it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

they have good food and wine in france, i dont get why their so pissed off

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

Living surrounded by the French.
I was so against being anti the French until the last time I was there and every. sodding. person was RUDE. Every one!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

and quit the music business all together, the talentless minging whore

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

she sings?
Oh dear. Don't link me, I don't want to know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

I DRINK TO FORGET

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

fuck off
giving me the horn.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

As if I could.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

You will give me the perpetual horn
( what a great name for a band ) but if I have you and SEB in the bedroom there would have to be parity because I feel I might upset someone if I ordered a queue.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Fuck off, if Bextor's in a room with me
you can wait your bloody turn.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

*doink*

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

One more time and I get to take it home in a party bag.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

I truly love you.
Yes, I am thoroughly pissed but I love you all the same.
I shall treat you and Manwife ( plus sociable hangers on ) to dinner.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

You're always drunk when you love me.
I've never known anything else.

Phwoar to dinner.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

happy boobs!

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

There seem to be tits on my computer screen.
*clicks off redtube.com*
*clickS on b3ta.com/board*

WAAAH!
( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

but they are tiny ones.
and they´re everywhere on the news.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

Where abouts in the news?
If they are in the news, I want to buy a paper shop immediately.
( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

this link will help...
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=544832&in_page_id=1811&ct=5
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Ouch
*scowls at male discontent for anything other than fucking massive norks*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

Rubbish
most men will tell you they prefer modest boobs.
It's only the media that thinks all men like beachballs.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

the media
and women
( Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ha
women

really silly men who can't get any and so have unrealistic opinions of what constitutes femininity.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Also true.

( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

I know most men say 'a handful is best'
but comments like the one up there^ are still a little hurtful to us modestly breasted females.

*pouty face*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

Photographic proof or it ain't true
;)

Also at no point did his comment indicate that smaller breastiedumplings are undesirable, just thet hers were small and therefore less likely to look like porn. It's more arty.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

I got challenged for this yesterday
for a different reason but still my tits.

And I will give the same reply:

if only you had a link to my photobucket.

*zing*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm sure they're lovely.
You're quite pretty.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Oh fanks....
*blushes*



*hates that photo and needs new ones* :-P
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

He did say 'but'
thus giving the comment a somewhat negative feel.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

if you borrow enough tissues
you can stuff them in your bra. Problem solved.
( Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hahah
I like my tits thanks.

Just hate how there is always that slight 'SHOULD THEY BE BIGGER?!' thing.

*pressure from society...mggnngnhgg*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

papa?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

nicole?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

:D :D
hello kitten
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

where?
*shoots*

howsit missy? i are packing for a weekend of messing about with balls
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

on the pull again?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

nope :(
would've been outrageously so, but the on-off ex is gonna be there so will have to behave myself around other women :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

That is the first time I have seen that nekked pic
and after hearing so much about it; I'm afraid I'm rather disappointed.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

yeah it´s like your everyday health-mag cover model.
but this one´s worth over 91.000 EUROS!!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

I wouldnt say she looks too healthy
needs more meat.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

She has
preternaturally large hands.
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

BOOBS? ON MY INTERNET?!

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

At least until that shit is shown the door, yes.
He can leave the cheap tart. I'm sure we can find a use for her.
( Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Clearly NSFW
Think of the night office workers!
(cactusrob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

I browse with the images off.
 
just in case somebody decides to post up a bunch of scat porn or something
( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Couldn't happen.

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

SHIT?
ON MY INTERNET?
( Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

GREAT STEAMING BUCKETS OF IT.

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

Here you go.

( Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

It took me a moment.

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

Missed!

( mofaha sitting quietly, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

How'd you get that photo of me?

( head-doctor ololololo, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

*is reminded of facehugger*
*loves anyway*
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

MONONORK

( ClanSoul thanks, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

are they ribs?
or welcome wobbles?
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

applied already!
:D
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

she is lovely
no doubt some fat chick will complain about a lack of pies eaten
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

Too slow chicken merango.
Eat more pies, come back here with my butter etc.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

i can't fit in here anymore
not enough room
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Just take a run up to the door
jump into this fold here and start to indian crawl, you should come out just under my left top love handle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

the bluey veins confuse me
i went left at the stretch marcks and got lost
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Look for the bones of a paramedic.
If you hit them, you've gone too far.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

it's all over hangs, tell my kids i love them

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

I can't hear you.
I'm listening to B*witched on my cassette walkman. Nude. In the dark.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Somewhere in my mind
the pies, mangoes and lovely butter all combined into some horrible sexynakedfrenchladycoveredinfood moment.

and you didn't even say mango.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

she is rather thin
but if she's healthy, no harm done.

and more pie for me
( Shiksa, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

hahaha.
alright ya old tart.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

hello pretty
you still lovely?
( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

i hope so
altho it feels like i've been giving non stop handjobs with my left hand for about 3 days..done something to my wrist and it fucking hurts.

how are you my sexy friend?
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

off, i'm cool and his gang

( mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

you're also quite fucking mad
*fawns*
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

hmm


oops, should have cropped. oh wells.
( Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)