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( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

TOAS

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

I searched more of those Rubiks cubes!
www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/3_feb07/florence__1.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

thats very cool

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

holy crap, my nerd detector just melted

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Have a present too....
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops378/connie_booth0056.jpg
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

KIUSHAND*&(£RYBI£HI
i'd make her call me The Major while i did unspeakable things to her in the dining room


oh god
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

"It's a Rat"!

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

I'll ruin you. You'll never waitress in Torquay again.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

surely I could do that from the comfort of my own home just as easily?

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Yes,
and slightly politer too!

How do today Dangerous Brian?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

hahaha, a new day, a new nickname :)
I'm fine, and have avoided all manner of personal injury today.

However, here's a top tip for you fab and groovy and windswept and interesting people:
If you decide to have a bit of toast in the evening, make sure after finishing you switch off the toaster plug and not the fridge plug sitting right next to it.
You'd be amazed at how much water the average top freezer section of a fridge holds when you open the door first thing in the morning
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!
You are such a liability!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

that's what the present Mrs. Architect keeps telling me :)

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Why would you unplug your toaster anyway?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

I didn't unplug it, just switched the socket off
only I switched the wrong one off by mistake...

Mind you, the toast was bloody lovely at the time
( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Fair enough.
I know not the strange ways of you Norfolk folk ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

my missus is obsessed with turning things off.
and i'm not even making a no-sex joke.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

pfft
just don't bother unplugging the toaster!
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

you are special people
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( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

No, ta.
I don't have the bits necessary to fuck myself.

Fucking someone else is far more fun.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Who?
Who is this person that it's far more fun to fuck?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

i'm fucking BRILLIANT
lets have sex a/s/l lololol
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

The beardedwife
Best alarm clock in the world.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

This this some form of Channel 5 T.V. presenter?

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Not yet
but he is looking for a job
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Ted Bovis
er, apparently
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

*joins queue*

(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

Does it count as gay sex or as masturbation?

( gronkpan, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

..
full and half board or all inclusive.


yes.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Cheggars Plays Pop!
*rawks out*
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)