the future of advertising you say?

NSFW BIGGER VERSION
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From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

i bet you had fun making this

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

A shade of NSFW maybe?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'm optimistically playing my 4 aces
small, black and white, cartoon, and inside other image
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Very optimistic
animated double penetration in any size or form cannot be considered SFW
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

All depends where you work
hardcore movie theatres ftw!
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

you missed out
"hard to actually work out what is going on unless you look at it carefully and don't simply glance at it from afar".
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

It's fine.

Edit : Seriously it was fine. Your all gay.
( Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

I edited
and played it safe
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

there are quite a few "cartoons" that I am quite glad to have never seen

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

yes, the ones without graphic sex really aren't worth seeing...

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha
almost lost sandwich thanks to that comment
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

YAY
:D
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Bollocks.
'Care Bears: The Movie' was a fucking masterpiece.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

now she-ra is the best...
and scarily homo-erotic at times.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hmm, I know a few people who would be interested in old episodes of She-Ra, then.
You know, the type of people that aren't scared of homo-eroticism. They positively embrace it.

HA HA, IT'S MADNESS!

^{I love your sig, by the way. LOOK, I'M GOING FOR THE FUCKING GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR A LONG TRAIL OF SNOT, I'VE GOT TEN YARDS HERE FOR YOU TO PHOTOGRAPH AND IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU STARTED BEHAVING LIKE A WIFE.}
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Whales are fucking stupid.
Can you mention one whale in the history of mankind that's had a record in the top ten? Can you?
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

What, they were tried at the Nuremburg trials?
No, Hitler was talking to whales.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

your sig is futuramariffic, yes?
I just can't quite place it...
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

I NEW A LADY FROM AMSTERDAM
SHE STUFFED HER CUNT UP FULL OF CLAMS
SHE WAS A VERY STUPID FUCKING DUTCH BITCH
( gronkpan, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

you clearly missed
the Care Bear Share orgy scene
( thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

I like some anime, but not rude anime, no no no.
no no no no
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

well, yes

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

looks painful

*clenches*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

whoa!
i posted carla bruni nekkid yesterday and everybody pestered me. now look: NSFW!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Link?

( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

most news sites are running it
or just type her name in to Google
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

even had to put a black block over her tiny norks too!
www.b3ta.com/board/8274561
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Again it's a case of one rule for some
and one rule for others.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

One rule to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

some animals are more equal than others then?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Please could you tell me my rule Duke?
*crosses fingers*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Well
Just keep your head above water,your socks up,and your nose clean. that way you'll be kept on the straight and narrow.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Yeah, I got done as well. And mine had no nudity in it.

It's more about how it looks to someone glancing over your shoulder at work.
( Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

what if that someone is a real perv? does it count then?
in fact, itīs hard to tell what anybody finds offending. especially in an open office-space...
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Not about offending. More about "Oh. My. God. He's literally looking at porn!"
( Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Looking at the pic you posted,
that is definitely NSFW.

However, I think that the above is really nsfw also.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

only NSFW if you work for a french company...
carla has been approved for "all audiences", i guess. :)
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

this is going to look good when the tutor looks at my computer

( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

get on with some work
bloody students
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

he will
wonder why you were rooting around their personal video collection
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

FFS
does he normally let you look at B3ta when you're working?

I shrunk it :P
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

no.....
it'll be ok, i hope
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

haha
Its black and white, so its art, not sex.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

NSFW?
maybe not if your boss likes you watching double-penetration porn during working hours...
(pissflaps is reading., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

You really are a tit

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

That's blatantly NSFW

( Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

^ this is ace
:)
( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Woo
( Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Now I've had to adblock it twice!
grr...

;p

EDIT wtf are you doing? Three times now!

EDIT EDIT and four.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Hahahahaha
I posted tits and minge the other day and no-one batted an eyelid :D

For the record, I thought yours was fine for work ;)
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

I know
it depends on who's looking in most days and the general mood of the board
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)