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(I Want Billy, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

Pffffffaha!
Epic fear.

OKAY BYEBYE. I SAY THAT, BUT I PROBABLY WILL BE BACK IN LIKE 45 MINS AS I AM RUBBISH AND AM SHOUTING AT THE INTERNET.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:41, archived)

SPEAK UP!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

NO.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

WELL HERE'S SOME PINKY SHIFT TO KEEP THINGS LIVELY

( mofaha, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:41, archived)

I WILL NEVER BUY A CAR UNLESS IT COMES WITH A PINKY SHIFT.

( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:01, archived)

ALSO REQUIRED: DICKACCELERATOR

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:33, archived)

oh, FUCK yes!
 
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF WOO
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:46, archived)

HAHAHAHA
www.thefashionpolice.net/2008/04/new-zealand-oly.html
( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

AWWWW, HELL NAH
 
FASHIONCRIMES. :(
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

Poor poor athletes...
paha!
(I Want Billy, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:50, archived)

oh dear
*hangs head in shame*
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:56, archived)

WHO WOULD CALL A KID BRUCE, ANYWAY

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

MR BAYLISS?

( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:11, archived)

heh.
 
I'm surprised the video for the Rubicon song isn't in youtube, but they were kind of a flash in the pan anyway
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:20, archived)

HAHAHA.
crimes!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

*OBEYS*

( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:47, archived)

nice
FUCKSOCKS I MISSED MY B3DAY by 4 days.. well 361 till the next.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:51, archived)

Happy b3lated B3day!
hope that makes it better...
(I Want Billy, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:52, archived)

lordy
well happy b3taday anyway
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:58, archived)

It's overrated.

( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:59, archived)

haha you fuck
happy b3taday
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:02, archived)

I DUNNO, LAST B3TADAY I HAD LIKE A TWENTYFOUR HOUR BONER
 
IT WAS AWESOME
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:05, archived)

Thats why i had an uncontrollable erection!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:08, archived)

INTERNET PRIAPISM.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:09, archived)

at least i didnt roll out of bed

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:17, archived)

more like, no wonder you didn't

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)

not when its gronkpan's b3taday.
hoooraaaayyy.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 3:46, archived)

welcome to outer space. now buy some shit.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)