seaweed is supposed to be the new
super lube!!*

*possible lie!!
( Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

ouch

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

WHY DON'T YOU USE THE GEL?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

THERE'S NO TIME FOR LUBRICANT

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

just bang it in?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

Go for
unexpected face sex and the lack of lubricant doesn't matter.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

wise words

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've long since learned

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

unwise
suprise can lead to angry nibbling
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Only if you take your time about it
*in*
*spluff*
*out*

No time for nibbling.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)