Go for
unexpected face sex and the lack of lubricant doesn't matter.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

wise words

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've long since learned

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

unwise
suprise can lead to angry nibbling
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Only if you take your time about it
*in*
*spluff*
*out*

No time for nibbling.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)