Come back to us lady, stay away from the light
quick someone, get her a new spine.

I feel so guilty, it's all my fault
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

mneeeeurgh *dribbles*

( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

*slaps*

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

ABUSE

( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

SHE'S AWAKE!

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

You're in such big fucking trouble.

( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

I know, i know
I'm just glad you made it, what happens to me now doesn't matter.
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Don't try and make me love you
in the hopes that I won't unleash holy whoopass upon your lovely botty.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

unleash it!

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

You won't be saying that soon.
Soon you'll be crying. Crying like a Spanish football player.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

*whimpers*

( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

get new spines at Spines 'R' us
also see pony girls .com for example pictures!
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Pony girls?
As I'm at work I won't google that, but are we talking about the girls in pvc pony suits with the hooves attached and straight bits etc?

I LOVE those girls. I really want some latex hoof gloves.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

if yr not in horse boots at the bash
i think we'll all be a little bit dissapointed
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Piss off, I'll be in my vans, probably.
Lots of walking round Londres to do,
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

heh
yeah
( lordsaccharine getting married on Saturday :D, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Or my lovely cuban heels.
Which are very comfy.

No mental shoes though. Definitely no hoofy boots or ballet boots.
( Captain Wow this is outrageous, this is contagious, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)