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( Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

redex for me
Edit: better! :)
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

not me

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

and me
EDIT: Hurray!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

and you and you and
buh buh baaaaah
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Mind The Piss.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

*gargles

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

ewww

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

*spits at Inexpressible

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

2 guys 1 cup?

( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

*films*
Profit!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

ching ching ching

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

buh buh buh buh buh baaaa

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

buh buh bah buh bah bah baaaaah

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

why can't I remember what this is from?
WHY?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

because you've been at the meth
Jim'll fix it

silly pants
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

D'oh!
and there's me a close friend of Saville's too.

/met him on a bus once blog.

edit/ I feel like I've been at the meths today.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Did he touch you?
Go to the papers and make a fortune!
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

He raised his eyebrows at me
which was almost as bad. But he was on a bus in a gold track suit, so what're you gonna do?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Tell him to walk it instead.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

80 miles is a long way
for an old man to walk!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Tell him not to wear a fucking tracksuit then.
Fucking Jimmy Saville.

Did you see him on Have I News For You? Hahahahaha he got torn to shreds it was great.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

did you read the transcript
of what was said off camera
ten times better than the prog.
Basically Paul merton telling JS he was a kiddie fiddler with names and dates
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Whoooa.
Merton went for it then? Link?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ross Noble on JS on HIGNFY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vILQhDGO8Xg
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Sorry, no youtube at work.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Boo.
Kill your work.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

No way!
Avez-vous du linkage?
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

regrets not
was passed to a friend of a friend who worked at BBC!
sadly no longer in contact
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

I completely hate you and I'm never touching you there again now, then.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

now then, now then, what all this shouting?
We'll haaave no trouble here
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Can't we just kill them all?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

found it
downlode.org/Etext/hignfy_fake.html
obviously it's not true
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

and here's a letter from wasp box
Dear jim'll.....
(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Dear Jim'll
Could you fix it for me to not be so tired I can barely stand up today?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Dear Jim'll,
Please can you arrange for the very public execution of Pete Doherty.

Thanks awfully,

A Vagabond
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

you want to make a martyr of him?
delete his rubbish back catalogue and leave him to rot in jail.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

i wonder
if he's been bum bitched yet
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

No.
But watching him die would make me feel special in my inappropriate place.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

snap

(vocos locos you bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

And whab-ba-baaa

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

For fear of being shot I'll leave this here!


Previously b3ta.com/board/8294492
( XLVII, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

*shoots*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

*ducks*
:)
( XLVII, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Well, so long as you've learnt your lesson.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Lesson learnt
until next time ;)
( XLVII, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Next time my aim will be better.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

what have you got against ducks?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

they're easy targets
:)
( XLVII, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

That's a lovely piano...
wait a minute...
( Sonic James Doom supposed to be working... oh well., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

yeah
i was too distracted by the piano and 'cello to notice for ages
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

That actually took me a while
Allo folks
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

'ello Trelly
long time no see!
( Sonic James Doom supposed to be working... oh well., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Allo Sonic
Agreed, I don't get on here as much as I'd like. How's it been going?
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

neither do I these days...
I bought a piano, so I'm delleriously happy.

How's yer good self + bump?
( Sonic James Doom supposed to be working... oh well., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yay for pianos!
I managed to persuade parents to get us a clavinova for a wedding present, and was ridiculously happy when it arrived :)

Self and bump are good - although it doesn't like me standing to do the ironing, so I can't do that any more. Or at least that's what I'm telling Mr Trellis....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

He he he, excellent plan.
I think musical instruments are the ultimate form of self entertainment*.

I'm also getting all sappy and all 'life-affirmed' every time I see someone playing with their kids... I don't know what's wrong with me...

*well... apart form the 'other' form of self entertainment
( Sonic James Doom supposed to be working... oh well., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Yay for sappiness!
And the other form of self entertainment
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

I blame b3ta on both counts...

( Sonic James Doom supposed to be working... oh well., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

B3ta is responsible for everything

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

and yet Rob refuses to pay for my knee surgery after the 'incident'...

( Sonic James Doom supposed to be working... oh well., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Allo Mrs. T.
How's the bump?

Mrs. H. and I got a crack at the gas and air last night. I want some of that for home.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Kicking away merrily :)
I LOVE gas and air, and would quite happily breathe it permanently if that was at all healthy....
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

^This. Gas and air RULES! They should sell it in pubs.
Our little bugger keeps trying to kick me out of bed.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Mr Trellis can't feel it yet, not really
But it is trying to kick ME out of bed!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Oh, he will alright. He most definately will.
The other night, Mrs. H. would snore, then the baby would kick me in the back, then Mrs. H would snore again, then the baby would kick me again, and so on, and so forth.

You'll be able to see the bump move when he/she kicks soon, too.

And now we're getting into hiccups, when the whole bump jumps. It's ace.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Oh, I can already see it moving
Just whenever Mr Trellis starts watching or puts his hand on, Little Trellis stops...

Agree about gas and air in pubs - it's easy to produce, gets you just as merry, but you're sober again soon enough to drive home!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

my mrs is due in 3 weeks
her bump can be right weird looking
limbs moving across
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

*gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*
With added GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

you sure it's human?
my sis is due imminently, and was about twice as big as she was with her first when i saw her recently
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

I'm not sure how cute I'm going to find that.
I think I've seen to many horror films like that to enjoy it properly :P
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

bless
i want to get breeding, need mo'money 1st
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Why?
The chavs are at it like burbery bunnies, and they haven't got enough dole left after cigs and lager for child raising, but the state helps out.
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Don't wait til you have enough
It'll never happen
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

^This

( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

hmmm
ok, so yr saying just steal the missus pills and bareback away?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Always the way to go

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

sweet
*humps until dizy
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

when I was at school
the office secretary came in n said to my teacher Mr Garton "your wife's just called she's in labour and on her way to Hospital" to which he replied, "okay, tell her i'll see her tonight" look at us and said "well there's nothing I can do is there?" and carried on

I always wanted to but never had the guts to use this line
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

*glomp*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

*inappropriates*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahahahaha

( Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

heheheehehehe
this i likes!
( mushybees, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

would

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

did

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Ha ha!
Nice.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)