*blushes
*hides behind hair which is down because it's Friday
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Mans should always have their long hairs not up.
Yes.

Now all you need to do is grab some cut off camo trousers, a sleeveless pantera t shirt and a bass. Now headbang.


Aaaaaahhhh, delightful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

UGH. PANTERA. UGH.
*purposely ties up hair*
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

You're a fucking mental.
I'm naming my first born son after their dead guitarist.

The silly thing is that I am in no way joking.


No, not calling him Dimebag. Or Darrell. He shall be called Abbott.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

are you talking to me!?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

lyric sillypants!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*CUE SONG!*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3bp0K0UdM
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

You've teased me in exactly this way before
I'm sure of it.


Abbot David, if anyone's interested.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Dimebag = Exceptionally overrated.
Pantera = Used to like them, but can't be fucked with them anymore.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Captain Wow = Lord and Master of her own opinion.
Ta.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Captain Wow = On Ignore.
That's OK.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

They produced some great music.
No need to get snooty about them just because they got popular.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I liked them during the height of their popularity.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I've never got into camo trousers.
They seemed to be all the rage at Down the other day.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

have cammo shirt
cannot get trousers incase i accidentally wear both at the same tiem and people think i am playin' armies
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Yeah, that's pretty much why I've never got any.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I tried to buy some camo trousers
Went to the shops
They had fcuking hundreds and all lookied shite
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I went to buy some camo trousers the other day
But couldn't find any

*badumtish*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

oooh
You stole my punchline
Give it back at once
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Because all Down fans dress like Phil Anselmo in the late 90s.
I know this as I own one. I'd dress like that were I a boy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I didn't, I just wore jeans and a t-shirt.
Incidentally, Phil Anselmo has grown his hair long now, presumably to try and fit in.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'd fancy him again
but he was such a prick around the tera split etc, nd then backtracking when Dime died and...yes. Vinnie Paul and I are going to beat him up. Then he can go about his business.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Yeah, he has been a bit of a twat.
He was less ranty than usual though, maybe he's improving.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I think we both know he'll always be a prime cunt.
But then a lot of good musicians are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

That's true.
I'm willing to put up with it, because the gig was awesome.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I'll bet, I'm dead jealous.
So there's going to be a new album then?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm pretty sure it was just a late tour for Over the Under,
but they all seemed happy enough, I think they're planning to stay together a while.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I want to go to Vinnie Paul's titty bar.
It's one of my ambitions.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

i don't wanna
see his titties
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I've got a titty ring
Does that count?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

explain...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

bass, with these pretty digits
no thanks M'am, they're for big meaty paws

:-P
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

BOLLOCKS.
*cries* I have tiny little hands.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

men like girls with small hands

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

PROSTATEMASSAGE :-D

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

*offers a chunky purple plectrum
big stubby m'am?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

HAhaha I've got millions of the fuckers
Still hate using them, I'm a two fingers sort of girl.



:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

:D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

:D

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Aw.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

You have tiny hands?
hmmmm....
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

?
edit: OI DIXY.

What you mean, gringo?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

think he's after a little internal exploration,

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Sweetie, I wish.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

well
play yr cards right and who knows
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Several bevvies and a tube of KY and anything could happen at Riverghost's

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

yay
bumpunchjoy
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*gasps*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I mustn't get too drunk.
I want to remember all of this one.

Actually I'm only going to get properly drunk if you do as well.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

\o/

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Sorry
Being strangely vague :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)