It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

*smothers self in it
lovely, now i am soft, you are a nice sexual predator after all.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)