Cries at thought of next medical
due now
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

You get prostate massages at your medical examinations?
NHS hasn't half changed since 1993
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

service with a smmmmiiiiiiiiillee
oh yeah!
( lordsaccharine is big pimping, spinning the cheese, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't know if he was smiling
But I wasn't
and then when they inflate that thingy..
stop it stop it stop it
pass the mind bleach
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Inflate what thingy??
Never heard of that..

Maybe it's just his penis becoming tumescent?
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Bokes
Do you really want me to go into detail?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I've heard detail you wouldn't believe
But never about that inflating thing
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)