That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.

( Dixon tired. so very, very tired., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

That's one hell of a mental image right there.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
(Prof UnderCover is going to party like it's, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

HOW northeast exactly? O_o

( Dixon tired. so very, very tired., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Wear Dale
'appen
(Prof UnderCover is going to party like it's, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh
up there
( Dixon tired. so very, very tired., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

yup
/is rural . com
(Prof UnderCover is going to party like it's, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)