can you blame them?
the only reason the Mersey runs through Liverpool is that if it walked it'd get mugged
( Mushroom, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

what
do you call a scouser in a suit?

The accused :D

(god that's an old one)
(Finite is tragically addicted to desktop defender, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)