Pffftt...
Officelol

(Everyone looked at me then)
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

I could go with olive Oil
But I'd be thinking of Betty Boop
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)