You'll not pull the wool over my eyes!

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

with global warming causing sea levels to rise
I'm putting together a revolutionary army to claim ownership of those areas of the country at the greatest altitude... it's a high land coo
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)