*catches flight to Bengal*
*gets taxi to the train station*
*gets train to Darjeeling*
*gets taxi from station to plantation*
*meets plantation manager*
*gets shown around*
*gets taken into the tea fields*
*picks a few leaves*
*brings them back to the house*
*boils kettle*
*places leaves in pot*
*allows water to stop boiling*
*add water to pot*
*allows tea to brew*
*Pours tea*
*drinks tea*
*enjoys tea*
*unexpected horse*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

*clicks*

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

Win

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

That is a LOT of effort
just to get "horsed"
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

indeed . . .



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Ha ha Fucking YES!!!!!!
That is great.
( The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

The best.....
THIS WINS THE INTERNET

You have to laugh..
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Yes..
Yes...
Yes ...
And Yes.

WOO! This is my favourite one of these yet.
( Prequal ARRIBA SUPERIEUR PREMIUM COCAO 81%, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

woo

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

expected horse!
lully
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Dave
Nicely!
( enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

He looked so happy when he sat up and realised he wasn't hurt
:)
( in vino veritas, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

*pats horse*
That'll do, horse, that'll do . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

GAH!
really really must scroll down before composing lengthy replies.

...although given the time spent it's probably more a case of mindpiss rather than stupidity on my part.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

next time we can share a taxi to the airport

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Indeed - that cost me a fortune!
although you did forget to warm the pot ;p
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

and I forgot to dry and cure the tea
... so I probably deserved all teh horse I got
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

you didn't warm the pot
fail

*click*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)