Just stay in
and stay on here!
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

'tis a good plan.
But I fear my stones will go walkies!

/Theiving cunts round our way
( Mstandot Boosh!!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

thieving cunts buglarised my digs at christmas
nabbed me fecking snes and ds and left everything else.
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

Motherfunksters!
I dread to think what would happen to the eejits who would try and steal the beardedwife's museum of Nintendo
( Joliet is a mean, green, mother from outer space, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

i had a bit of shout and bought a new one.
i have every other console so i had to really
( Tom O'Bedlam My dad is bigger than your dad. Sing it., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)