They'd better watch out


...for the West Staines Massive!
(Capitan is still on a high from my 1st FP:), Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

COME ON BARRY
KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT!!!
( Sir T. Skellington www.AsparagusNow.com, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

haha

( prodigy69, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Is it five years ago already?

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Its still 2008 where I'm sitting

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

phew

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

East side is the best...
Thinking back to about 5 years ago when Ali G came out, Is it me or was that also when the Chav boom hit ?

hmmmmm Chav Boom (Mental image including Mushroom Cloud)
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

It's ali g's fault
he is the mother-chav. Ask sacha cohen were ali g lives, then gas the fucker.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

As long as you don't hurt Sacha.
I have plans for him.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Will these plans involve SEXY RESULTS?

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Do I have plans that don't?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

=D

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

*high five*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

if tht's the case, you must make the most interesting dinners ever

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Wipeclean tablecloths have a multitude of uses.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

you filthy scamp

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

*allows hair to be ruffled*
Ahhhh cheers squire, I'm just off to look up skirts *runs*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Saved you a job
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirts
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

hahaha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*spang*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Thanks you ma'am
Please may I have another
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

*pushes into pan aisle at tescos*
There, that's at least ten. I'm off guys, bye!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

*hang on*
*runs downstairs*
*makes lunch*
*runs back upstairs*
*starts eating*
*sammich keyboard interaction*
(cs192 is poking an old man's wound on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Do they involve pain and ultimately a slow death?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Yes, and sort of but no.
A little death. Petit mort, if you will.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Fear is the little death
Fear is the little-death which brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
When it is passed, I will turn the inner eye to follow its path.
Where it has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Fear is the mindkiller?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

that brought a tear to my eye
and it made me cry too
( Derek Monte that's not my name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I love him when he's talking in his proper voice
And all suited and stuff
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

YES yes.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness yes. See? Exactly.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I prefered him when he was Ice skating



Sasha Cohen
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I see they found a use for all my old CD's
.....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Looks like my payroll lady but with smaller boobs.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Will she pay me?
Infact, if she looks like this wioth boobs, I'll pay her
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

She's just got married.
Most of the males in this company (including myself, honorarily) are a bit upset.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Enjoys the thought of an honorary man
Mind you I had an honorary man at my stag night
and she was my payroll lady, so maybe there's a pattern
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

If she were my payroll lady..
We'd have a roll then I'd empty my payload.
( Carlossus Being a bellend &#3231, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

what? you'd stage aerial aversion maneuvers and then drop several thousand lb's of high explosive on her?

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Well duh!
What else could he possibly have meant? =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

well, I got no idea, because I am all wide eyed and innocent
O.O

:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

I'm talking about exercising my prostate.
Sorry that's horrible.
( Carlossus Being a bellend &#3231, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Well duh!
what else could you have possibly meant?

:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

look at the size of her polo

( Derek Monte that's not my name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

I'll take your word for it
Wish I could remember my skating training
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

1 Put on skates
2 Place skates on ice
3 Don't fall over
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

4.
5. profit
( Derek Monte that's not my name, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Step 3 was the one I couldn't remember

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Time to call Argentina
Then I'm off to lunch at the Cheshire Cheese Public house
Laters awl
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

The one was a reaction to the other
Just be sure you get the order correct though.
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

It amazes me
That I see kids dressed like Ali G and they don't see the irony.
They just hit me when I laugh at them.
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Yeah
They hit you but if you touch them you get arrested for Assult !?

Hmmmmm Chav Police, Hay Maybe Chav Police could be a weekly image challenge.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Not always true`
I recently chased two chavs with a stick. (I had the stick)
Strangely Mr Plod agreed he would have done the same!
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)