She's just got married.
Most of the males in this company (including myself, honorarily) are a bit upset.
( Captain Wow Lend me your ear while I call you a fool, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Enjoys the thought of an honorary man
Mind you I had an honorary man at my stag night
and she was my payroll lady, so maybe there's a pattern
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)